“No, I’m Not Really a Patient”

“Oh! No, no, no! Hah! No! I’m not really a patient. Maybe I shouldn’t say that right now with you here. This one is anonymous, right? They were dumb and gave me a card just because of the problems I told them I had. Didn’t even have to lie. Nothing serious. I mean, who cares about back pain? Meh. I just like feeling this… This. So relaxing. Makes all your cares go away. AND it helps the pain. I guess it is for the pain, then, but not really. Probably more for the mind. I like my mind less jumbled. Less full. Family, they’re just crazy, right? They don’t understand. They don’t listen. They just make it worse. Well, some make it better. This makes it better, too. Even when the bad is bad and the good gets better… but, wow! Now I’m being a fool. Won’t shut up. This stuff is good. I don’t usually use this kind, but it is good. Oh, and my headache went away! Thanks!” – K.